blackcar14s' lemony beer comparo extravaganza

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06/24/2018 at 19:12 • Filed to: None

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(Full Disclosure: All of these were drunk out of a NY Jets cup. Because sadness. If anything can overcome the stench of failure that is the NY Jets it has to be good. Also, I really don’t drink “good” beers, I usually drink standard American beers Budweiser, Miller and the like, whatever happens to be on sale when I go to the liquor store. Really I have no business doing this a beer comparison, but BlakeMT asked if I was going to do one, blame him. )

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As some of you may remember I asked yesterday morning if anyone had tried Leinenkugel Summer Shandy.

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I got a whole bunch of recommendations to try it. I also received recommendations for other lemony or fruity beerish drinks. That turned into me buying all of the recommended beverages I could find at the liquor store. I ended up with a six pack of the Leinenkugel’s 12 oz. bottles, a sixer of the Arnold Palmer 12 oz cans and a 4 pack of Stiegl Radler Zitrone Lemon.

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Here are the results, from worst to best

3. Arnold Palmer Spyked

The Disappointment

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Quick Facts

If anyone doesn’t know what an Arnold Palmer is it’s a Half Iced Tea Half Lemonade non-alcoholic drink. It’s one of my favorite drinks and I was really excited that someone made it alcoholic. I was ready to love this, I really was.

5% ABV 220 calories per 12 oz can

Verdict 3/10

I was disappointed. The taste isn’t bad, not too sweet, not too sour. Pretty much tastes like Arizona Iced Tea Arnold Palmer you can buy in most stores, the aftertaste, however, was not enjoyable, if you have ever mixed cheap Vodka with anything you will recognize the aftertaste.

The biggest problem for me was how filling it was, I drank 2 of them last night and felt extremely full afterward. In all seriousness, I kind of wanted to throw-up about 20 minutes after finishing the 2 nd one just to purge it out of my body. I drank another one earlier this afternoon and felt almost exactly the same as I did last night.

It gets a 3 based strictly on how it tastes when before swallowing it, once you swallow it’s all downhill from there.

2. Leinenkugel Summer Shandy

Would have been the winner.

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Quick Facts

According to Leinekugel’s website it “is our traditional weiss beer with refreshing natural lemonade flavor that makes it the perfect summer beer” 4.2% ABV 130 calories per 12 oz bottle.

Verdict 8/10

This is some good beer. Crisp, really crisp and refreshing. The aftertaste has a hint of fake lemonade flavor, definitely not overpowering and not even bad, imagine lemon bar deserts made from a store-bought box cake mix, it’s not real lemon but it’s close enough to still be good. Just the right amount of lemon to balance out the taste of the beer. I am a fan and will definitely be buying it again, especially if I am grilling or some other outdoor activity, this beer definitely seems like it would perfectly on a hot day out on the sun.

It’s only real downfall was it was going up against the Stiegl Radler Zitrone Lemon.

1. Stiegl Radler Zitrone Lemon

Good Googly Moogly that’s some good beer

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Quick Facts

Per Wikipedia:

Radler (German for “cyclist”) has a long history in German-speaking regions. It commonly consists of a 50:50 mixture of beer and sparkling lemonade. The origin of the name is lost to time, but is presumed to relate to the popularity of cycling and the need for a refreshing, less-alcoholic beverage on the journey. The story says that a German innkeeper was waiting for his cyclist regulars, when he found out that he doesn’t have enough beer. So he blended the remaining beer with a fresh citrus lemonade. The regulars really liked the new drink, so it became popular.

If said innkeeper was still around I would shake his hand.

2% ABV 175 calories 16oz can

Verdict 8.1/10

This is good, really good, tastes and feels like a sweeter and citrusier Perrier sparkling water. Very refreshing and very crisp, the carbonation is perfect a little more carbonation than soda, but not quite as fizzy a carbonated water.

Almost got a 10/10 except for 2 glaring problems, first and foremost for me, 2% ABV. I think I could have bought and drank every can of this the liquor store had and gone into a diabetic coma before I got really drunk. That being said if I was mowing the yard or riding a bicycle all day I am pretty sure this would be the perfect level of alcohol and hydration.

The second problem is it’s supposed to be a beer, it barely tastes like beer at all. There is definitely an aftertaste of the lager but in the initial taste, there is very little beer taste. To me, this wasn’t a huge deal for beer fans though I could see it being a problem.

Seriously, go buy some, it really good.

If my review sucked here’s a pic of Squirrel in a box to make up for it.

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DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > blacktruck18
06/24/2018 at 19:27

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Is 2% ABV even really alcoholic ? I’m pretty sure I would get more drunk swishing mouthwash in the morning than drinking one of those.


Kinja'd!!! M.T. Blake > blacktruck18
06/24/2018 at 19:30

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I’m disappointed the Arny Palmer sucked. I won’t be trying that one. The Radler looks great. I have had similar but not that brand. It’s going on the list for the next booze run! Good job. Who ever said drinking was work?


Kinja'd!!! Nom De Plume > blacktruck18
06/24/2018 at 19:31

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As expected your APS is malt liquor and industrial flavoring.  Bet that feels good coming out either end.


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > blacktruck18
06/24/2018 at 19:32

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Bummer you didn’t like the Arnold Palmer. Oh well. I don’t like it either, but my wife likes it right now. Some reasons being that she has chosen to be gluten free as it helps with her auto immune. Getting burned out on the Angry Orchard and other Apple beers as those are acidic and causes heart burn. So her options for beers and alcohol are limited.

As we discussed before, “The more she drinks, the better I Look.” So I’ll keep buying them for her until she moves on to the next one.

I’ll have to look for the Stiegl. Lemon or not, I’ll give it a go. 


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > M.T. Blake
06/24/2018 at 19:39

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Highly recommend the Radler, so so good.

Thanks for the idea.


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > Nom De Plume
06/24/2018 at 19:40

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Probiotics c an overcome alot, except that APS.


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > TheTurbochargedSquirrel
06/24/2018 at 19:41

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It’s barely a lcoholic, however the taste is scrumtrulescent. It serves a purpose.


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > XJDano
06/24/2018 at 19:43

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“The more she drinks, the better I Look.”

Hahaha, that sucks about her autoimmune deal. As long as she enjoys that’s all that matters. As I said,  I am an idiot that usually drinks cheap beer.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > blacktruck18
06/24/2018 at 19:46

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sometimes i wonder why i watch this team


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > Nibby
06/24/2018 at 19:51

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The same reason I do, I hate happiness.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > blacktruck18
06/24/2018 at 20:31

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See? This is why you listen to us instead of certain other  people.

I will check out that Stiegl if I can find it.


Kinja'd!!! tromoly > blacktruck18
06/24/2018 at 20:37

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Pretty sure I recommended the Stiegl Radler in the original post, not the Leinenkugel. That said glad you liked the Stiegl, it’s different but really, really good.


Kinja'd!!! blacktruck18 > tromoly
06/24/2018 at 20:44

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Shit, I just noticed the posts from yesterday aren’t in this post. I linked them, damn you kinja.

Anywho, if I remember correctly you said something like Leinenkugels is good but, try this it's better . Which was the right answer it's so good.